My eyes are dim
My joints are sore
I can’t hear you anymore
I use a frame
What’s your name?
Bunions constantly inflamed
I need to Pee
Endlessly
Modern words all Greek to me
Pills, I take galore
What is this red one for?
Doctors are getting to be a bore.
Always slip
Broke my hip
Have a tendency to let one rip
Chew a steak
Wouldn’t that be great
My favourite Jell-O is grape
Climb the stairs
I wouldn’t dare
Thank god for reclining chairs
Cold feet
Now too much heat
Hormones please retreat
Hair is grey
Repeat what I say
Listen to Agnus complain all day
Despite what is on this page
I am thankful for my age
Many never make it to this stage.
Love the line ”have a tendency to let one rip”